Swift Justice aka Hateman is a rape-revenge flick with a weird sense of humor. It takes place somewhere in the desert between Los Angeles and Las Vegas, contains two five-second scenes featuring Cameron Mitchell on the phone, a ******e who looks like a muppet, Aldo Ray, a guy from Porky's, and a man who goes "arrrrgh" after his gal gets violated.
In the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a superhuman tribe abuse the treasured secret of eternal youth. They use the methods of ritual cannibalism on the children of their own tribe and when discovered by the 'Queen' of the tribe, they are cursed to an eternity of old age with no chance to ever die. Now, in present day Los Angeles, their only hope to recaptur...