Stuck in the wilderness for five years on a quest that he never asked for, comedically inept wizard Perf (Christian Doyle) finally has a chance to sleep in a real bed. In a real town. In something approximating civilization. But first, he'll have to evade his keen-eared companion, the elf Nara (Alyssa Kay), who is driven to achieve her destiny at any costs.
Meanwhile, the Pale ...
Penny Palabras is being tormented by a malevolent entity called the Straw Man. She's not sure why he's chosen her, but his pranks are escalating and he grows more aggressive every time Penny encounters him.